My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. 

Speculation is only a word covering the making of money out of the manipulation of prices, instead of supplying goods and services. 

As a child of God, I am greater than anything that can happen to me.

Beware of rumours. They are more viral than anything that the internet is capable of spreading in this world.

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigar and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the interval between them.

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.

Morality is contraband in war. 

The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.

Great ideas originate in the muscles.

We made the buttons on the screen look so good you'll want to lick them.

If you are a late riser, you may miss out on a lot of things in life.